Welcome to Hormonally Homicidal

Frequently Asked Questions ( rather, questions I imagine I may be asked if this wasn't the first post and someone had actually visited this site)

Q: Have you actually ever killed anyone?
A: MUWahahahahahahahahah...no.

Q: Do you have plans to kill anybody?
A: No, but if you tick me off YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO GO

Q: Why does blogland, which is already inundated with 300 million blogs need another blog?
A: Because no other blog represents the hormonal, angry, Christian wife, mother. You'll find blogs about parenthood, Christianity and hormones written by angry people BUT NOT usually in a one stop covers it all blog.

Q: You claim to be a Christian. Isn't one of the ten commandments THOU SHALT NOT KILL?
A: Let me clear this up once and for all. I HAVE NOT BEEN CHARGED CONVICTED of HOMICIDE.

Q: How many days of the month are you hormonally homicidal
A: 32

Q: I don't believe in all the PMS/ menopausal hype. I think it's just an excuse for my wife to act like a b***h 32 days a month.
A: Honey, get off the computer and go order take out. NOW!